1) I haven't been so on the ball lately with this whole blog thing
The Matrix is everywhere / Me chattin' it up with the oracle dead center
This past month has been pretty crazay as far as school and bad weather go, but since graduating the other day, I suppose I'm out of excuses. I have to start living up to my vocation as a professional blogger and music snob (HEY PITCHFORK: NEED ANOTHER BAD BAD WRITER?!).
I'm gettin' back on the saddle, so to speak. And I don't want to brag or anything, but I've already made 76 cents with Google Adsense (don't act like it's not a big deal...) and with any luck I'm guessing that my at least weekly posts (on Fridays!) will be as profitable as Lehman Brothers Holdings or maybe even Delta Airlines!
Watch out Broken Sticks is Unbroken.
On another note-
2) I've had a bit of a helping hand here
I've gotta' give props where they're deserved. Since week one, I've been working with an informant who has generously provided me with a near endless supply of content; something I like to call "audio-manure" (not to be confused with Stereomud, which you most certainly want in your music playing device). Broken Sticks field agent Van Diesel has been giving me the skinny on all the garbage currently raping the active rock charts. Remember that post about a little ditty called The Sex is Good? That was all him.
Who is Van Diesel and where did he come from? That, even I do not know; some say he was born with the shades, some say his head alone is capable of deflecting nuclear rays. Some even say that on a dark, starless night you can hear him in the desolate woods of Bethany Connecticut hosting sing-alongs and mafia tournaments. A man of mystery indeed...
That's all for now. I'll have a real post real soon.
Shalom.
I'm gettin' back on the saddle, so to speak. And I don't want to brag or anything, but I've already made 76 cents with Google Adsense (don't act like it's not a big deal...) and with any luck I'm guessing that my at least weekly posts (on Fridays!) will be as profitable as Lehman Brothers Holdings or maybe even Delta Airlines!
Watch out Broken Sticks is Unbroken.
On another note-
2) I've had a bit of a helping hand here
I've gotta' give props where they're deserved. Since week one, I've been working with an informant who has generously provided me with a near endless supply of content; something I like to call "audio-manure" (not to be confused with Stereomud, which you most certainly want in your music playing device). Broken Sticks field agent Van Diesel has been giving me the skinny on all the garbage currently raping the active rock charts. Remember that post about a little ditty called The Sex is Good? That was all him.
That's all for now. I'll have a real post real soon.
Shalom.
